Funny Drink Coasters Set | “Don’t F*ck Up My Table” | Laser Engraved Real Wood with Cork Backing – Housewarming Gift

Bold, blunt, and guaranteed to get a laugh—this set of 4 wooden drink coasters features the unapologetic phrase: “Don’t Fck Up My Table.”* Perfect for anyone who takes their furniture (and their sense of humor) seriously.

Crafted from real wood and laser engraved for a crisp, permanent design, each coaster includes a soft cork backing to protect your surfaces from scratches, spills, and condensation. Whether you’re hosting friends or just sipping solo, these coasters get the point across—no coaster, no drink.

Product Features:
• Set of 4 matching wooden coasters
• Laser engraved with “Don’t F*ck Up My Table”
• Real wood with a soft cork backing for surface protection
• Durable, easy to clean, and made to last
• Great gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone with a no-nonsense vibe

Add some attitude to your table—and keep it looking great while you’re at it.

Each coaster measures 3.5x3.5" and is 1/4" thick

• Handmade in the USA: Our products are designed, cut and assembled in our workshop in Plymouth, Massachusetts.