Funny Drink Coasters Set | “Don’t F*ck Up My Table” | Laser Engraved Real Wood with Cork Backing – Housewarming Gift

Bold, blunt, and guaranteed to get a laugh—this set of 4 wooden drink coasters features the unapologetic phrase: “Don’t Fck Up My Table.”* Perfect for anyone who takes their furniture (and their sense of humor) seriously.

Crafted from real wood and laser engraved for a crisp, permanent design, each coaster includes a soft cork backing to protect your surfaces from scratches, spills, and condensation. Whether you’re hosting friends or just sipping solo, these coasters get the point across—no coaster, no drink.

Product Features:
• Set of 4 matching wooden coasters
• Laser engraved with “Don’t F*ck Up My Table”
• Real wood with a soft cork backing for surface protection
• Durable, easy to clean, and made to last
• Great gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone with a no-nonsense vibe

Add some attitude to your table—and keep it looking great while you’re at it.

Each coaster measures 3.5x3.5" and is 1/4" thick

• Handmade in the USA: Our products that are designed, cut and assembled in our workshop in Plymouth, Massachusetts.

• Packing & Shipping: Packaged carefully to ensure it arrives at your doorstep safe and sound.

• Custom Orders: Quick responses for questions or custom orders. For every custom piece we will send you proofs of your design for you to approve before production. All custom orders require approval of design before production & shipping.

• Large Custom Projects & Wholesale: If you are looking to order a number of products, custom or non custom, please reach out for a price quote.

• Questions: We take pride in all of our products and we want to make sure you are getting exactly what you want. Please contact us with any questions regarding our products.

• Returns & Shipping Policies:
Orders are shipped within 1-3 days of ordering.
Custom orders require proof approval and will not be shipped until all details are confirmed.
Large orders with multiple signs and designs will require additional production days. We will provide you with an estimate of finish date that is based off your particular order details.
Orders that have incomplete or conflicting checkout details will require confirmation before shipment.
If you are unsure of how to order, please contact us before to avoid delay in your orders ship date.
We do not accept returns on custom orders.
Should your order be returned to us due to insufficient or incorrect address etc., the customer is responsible to pay for the additional shipping to the correct address.
Shipping delays or lost packages are handled case by case: If your item has not arrived within the date promised, please message us if you need help checking on tracking. Once an order is shipped from our workshop it is out of our hands. Priority Mail packages require items to be lost for two weeks before we can file a claim.

About Us:

1620 Designs is proudly handcrafted in America’s Hometown and the brainchild of two Plymouth, MA locals .

We specialize in a more attractive wayfinding sign that helps reflect your brand and inform your customer and we love tackling customized designs for your home or office.

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